Murder in the Hoodie

First rule: hide your identity.

Hood up. Head down. No witnesses necessary.

Murder in the Hoodie is what you wear when you came to commit something terrible to your workout.

Pick a target.

The weight. The weakness. Yesterday’s numbers.

Approach quietly.

Eliminate it.

Move to the next.

The blacked-out hoodie keeps your identity where it belongs: none of their fucking business. The official Murder The Gym knife sits over the chest as the only clue you were ever there.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Soft premium fleece

Hide your identity.

leave no evidence.

Leave no reps alive.

Murder The Gym.